australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

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suctioning:

when you about to fall asleep and remember you had homework

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geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

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drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

maliciousmelons:

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

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minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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